Church Sign Evangelism

The world around us is hurting, crying out, lost, and disillusioned….and often, the best we have to offer is a church sign. I’m sure all the most clever signs put together never brought one new person into a church. We must go out where the people are, not attempt to attract them with a silly church sign, believing that fulfills our calling of evangelism. They are funny to read, but really sad at the same time.


“Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!”

“Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.”

“Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!”

“Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons — come hear one!”

“People are like tea bags — you have to put them in hot water
before you know how strong they are.”

“God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.”

“Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!”

“Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.”

“Fight truth decay — study the Bible daily.”

“How will you spend eternity — Smoking or Nonsmoking?”

“Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives”:

“Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and
the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.”

“It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.”

“If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.”

“Forbidden fruit creates many jams.”

“If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.”

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